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UGH I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THIS FACE EVER AGAIN!! This was the one and ONLY episode I’ve ever seen of Buffy [actually that’s besides the musical episode] and every SINGLE time I come home from somewhere at like 2 am, I think of the freakin GENTLEMEN being right behind me and making sure my ass doesn’t SCREAM if I turn around and they are somehow right behind me. UUGHASDKLJFSDKL;DJFLK.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ne2zFHJY1qh01r8o1_500.gif)
UGH I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THIS FACE EVER AGAIN!! This was the one and ONLY episode I’ve ever seen of Buffy [actually that’s besides the musical episode] and every SINGLE time I come home from somewhere at like 2 am, I think of the freakin GENTLEMEN being right behind me and making sure my ass doesn’t SCREAM if I turn around and they are somehow right behind me. UUGHASDKLJFSDKL;DJFLK.
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So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME
i think i just peed myself
fhidsyhgdfshgodsfuhgufdg some thing my mom would do
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